{June 23, 2009}   Pregnant?!!!

Okay, believe me I am not married even though baby love has kids and ex’s but believe me I don’t think he is ready to have more babies now even though he confirmed otherwise but mbano!….. I don’t think so.

So you can imagine my fears when I missed my periods for three months at a go (it has never been regular though) but there is something about this feel I had in me… I have had sex (unprotective sex) for close to two months at a close range and now I’m so feeling pregnant.

Wanted to do so many things like going to the nearest Pharmacy store to get a pregnancy testing kits or just go to the hospital and do a test but hell-to-da-no, I was as scared as a little kitten in the midst of a pack of wolves. I was feeling pregnant…lmao! Don’t know why but I was having the feel.

Off I went to goggle so many things on Mr. Goggle; I typed in words like “First sign of pregnancy”, “First trimester”, and bla-di-bla…lol. I did it with so much gusto, you go think sey e pass getting belle!

What would it look like really? All dem fine gurl shakara go stop and all dem toasters go start to dey jabo. You go hear stuffs like; “With all this shakara, na belle you go carry” and so many things …hmnnn! I go die!!!

But to be sincere I am a big girl o, a very big girl at that and I aint scared of sort shit as far as I go hide for somewhere so that I no go break my mama’s dear heart. The woman don suffer too much because of me and I don’t think getting pregnant is the kind of thingy she will appreciate.

Back to baby love, I love him dearly and though we are having some troubles of late, I use to have this thought that we were meant to be together and life with him is so much bliss and joy. It’s more like having a peace that warms and comfort the soul. We disagree a thousand and one times and we disagree to agree…. Back to pregnancy………………………

He told me one day (during this pregnancy feel days) that he dreamt that I was pregnant and that when was the last time I saw my period, I just laughed and waved it off. What dah fuck in God’s name!!!….lol lol. Pregnant nikan Ni, this one Na alakoba o…

One of the signs I read of include: A metallic test in the mouth, Nausea (I so feel that one pa and I felt like… mogbe!) Extreme tirednesss, Food cravings amongst others.. and to cap it all I felt all these things.

So I brave all odds and went to the Pharmacy store wey I know sey I no go come back to again in my life, I bought the pregnancy thing and in a haste to get the hell out of the place, I forgot to ask the Doctor in charge tips on how to use it as he was busy staring at my left fourth finger (Not that he could see it anyway cos I clenched it into a firm knuckle). What was he feeling like gan? I’m I too young to be a bride or wetin gan? Mchew!!!

When I got home and find out that I have wasted my money because the thing I buy self I no sabi use am, I felt so so bad. (Tips on how to use a Pregnancy Testing kit is needed though incase of another time cos I still have the stuff at home – of course hidden securely where my mama no go see am, so don’t worry about that, I’m well covered..Lol)

I hissed allover and had another session of turbulent sleep with baby dreams here and there…. So the next day, after work I mustered all courage and heeded for a small clinic in a hidden place in Agege, I don forget the name though. When I entered the place gan, I felt like throwing up but hey no going back because the place is just the ideal place and I won’t have to follow unnecessary procedures because I want to do pregnancy test.

When I got inside the durty place…Lol, I told the receptionist what I wanted to do without even batting an eyelid. If she dare give that unpleasant curious glance, I’m going to bash her silly! She didn’t even ask me nada! She just collected my urine sample and told me to give her 10minutes, after that she came out, wrote one report like that and told me point blank that “IT’S NEGATIVE”

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!! I breathe fresh air as I heave a great sigh of relief. Waoh! At last….

I walked down the road briskly to get a bus and I tore the paper into shredded bits… Oh my…

I was no more feeling pregnant…. Pregnant my ar***…





BSNC says:

lol back to baby love, back to pregnancy, youno go finish one topic before you enter another one..

lol i like your writing style.. thank God you are not pregnant ooooo. phew

if na me, afraid go dey catch me too, you were feeling pregnant, you boo com dream inside…lol

thanks for stopping by blog..

aydot says:

thanks BSNC for checking in.
Your blog is nice with great concept and a nice template too.

Rose says:

LOL..Interesting narrative..Thank Goodness you weren’t pregnant..stay well.

aydot says:

Abi o my sister, na real testimony for church.lol

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